Homeopathy: just a spoonful of sugar

World Homeopathy Awareness Week may have been last week, but figuring that it's never too late to learn about this field of 'science' that is now, with staggering audacity, claiming to be able to cure infertility, I dived head-first into the website of the World Homeopathy Awareness Organisation.

It lists ten good reasons to use homeopathy. These are: having no harmful side-effects; being gentle, holistic, inexpensive, preventative; not having been tested on animals; easy to take; involving the patient; invaluable for first aid; and - this one is quite the claim - being 'the medicine of the future. 

You don't need to be eagle-eyed to spot the missing word: effective. Nowhere in its manifesto, does the organisation feel obliged to say that the treatment actually works. Undeterred, I ploughed through a 30-page lime-green powerpoint report on why homeopathy should be used for infertility. There too, they seem breezily unconcerned about whether the remedies might actually do what they claim. Under the heading "Does homeopathy always work", they say "A lot can be achieved, but there can be circumstances that influence the treatment negatively, such as: wrong diet, environment, medication, irreversible damage." 

Sure, there are contraindications with many conventional medications too, but these are clearly laid out when a doctor prescribes them to a patient. They're not used as a get-out clause to explain why 'sugar pills with water memory' (is it just me who thinks these sound like words from Star Trek?) don't work. In a final whammy, the report says that when taking homeopathic medicine, old symptoms may return, and what's more, your symptoms may actually be aggravated. That doesn't sound much like a cure to me. 

If all of this sounds like an angry, bitter rant... it is. Homeopathy isn't harmless. Pro-homeopaths would argue that I don't have to use if I don't want to, and I should just other people do what they want. But false remedies are insidious and often become harmful very quickly. I've met people all over India who use homeopathy for illnesses ranging from diabetes to heart disease to asthma. These aren't trivial conditions and the consequences for ignoring care can be dire. 

Perhaps the most heart-rending example I heard was from a cancer surgeon in Assam, north-east India. He told me that because patients try homeopathy and other remedies first, they may not see a doctor for a lump in their breast until it's too late. When homeopathy stands between a person living or dying, homeopaths really do need to examine their conscience. Better still, governments should step in and better regulate healthcare.